Sussworth’s Victory Song

       -- by Inspector Sussworth

To make a new society

We must reform the human race:

If all the world were just like me

The world would be a better place.

CHORUS:     There’s law and order in my blood,

                         And disobedience leaves me mad;

                         I am the friend of all that’s good,

                         I am the foe of all that’s bad.

I hate the fools who won’t obey

The rules we set for them to keep:

It’s criminal to err and stray-

Good citizens behave like sheep!

Authority must always win,

Dissenters are a mortal blight-

I’ll straighten them with discipline,

Teach them to put their morals right!

CHORUS

For we know best what’s right and wrong:

We make the laws, we know the form-

I’ll come down hard, I’ll come down strong

On every sod who won’t conform-

Especially those little brats

The Borribles- the lawless shites

With pointed ears and woolly hats;

I’ll crucify the parasites!

CHORUS

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